2022.01.18 18:58 joke_channel A man goes to the doctor and complains,
"Doc I have a problem, my wife is cheating on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole cheating and horns thing is only a metaphor.
The man breaths in relief.
"Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
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2022.01.18 18:58 forgotten_riddle TW self harm. Can I get tendonitis from an exposed tendon? The cut is already healed on the outside, but my hand hurts when I move it in certain directions. I didn't get stitches, I just steri stripped it.
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2022.01.18 18:58 Aware-Skirt4078 Conyers only chat ! https://t.me/+sxWGHWvJpsVmNWRh
2022.01.18 18:58 not26anymorebeauty Is this from shipping?? This plant is a replacement from a seller who sent one that was torn up. This looks like disease to me, could it be from shipping? Went from Florida to Mississippi so no extreme cold temps.
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2022.01.18 18:58 berserkmanufacturer1 [OptaJoe] 4 - Chelsea (D3 L1) are now four Premier League matches without a win, the first time a Thomas Tuchel side has embarked on such a run since October 2016 during his time in charge of Borussia Dortmund. Discomfort.
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2022.01.18 18:58 Slumpie just FYI, this guy is the reason you're seeing a lot of rewards on the 'Bulk was right' posts
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2022.01.18 18:58 PrettyPoptart Poptart lounging by the window
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2022.01.18 18:58 Sindragoso Do we know who started working at Dunder Mifflin first between these two ?
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2022.01.18 18:58 HollowYear WTS SOJ, War Trav 43%, 140 Shako.
2022.01.18 18:58 reformed_colonial Ryanair's new 737-8 being delivered today
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2022.01.18 18:58 LewisXCV [GMMK PRO] Is there anyway to prevent light bleed through the switches at each side of the board, when only the side bar lights are illuminated?
I was just wondering if anyone else had encountered this issue.
I tend not to use RGB behind the keycaps as personally I don't care for it and I use non-shine through caps as well so it wouldn't really show much, however, I do really like the side light bars.
The issue I've got though is that they seem to bleed a lot of light through the switches at the far left and right of the keyboard which makes it look like I have them switches lit up as well, which kind of of ruins the effect.
I was just wondering if anyone knew of any mods that are successful for preventing this and have maybe done so themselves? I'm quite handy with keyboards so I'm happy enough to take it apart and put it back together, just can't be bothered doing it if it doesn't work or has little to no effect and wondered if anyone had any success with this? Not a deal breaker if not - still love the board!
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2022.01.18 18:58 DermittCarlson 1yr old dog with knee/acl injury; looking for some advice. Details in the post.
First-time posting here. Having a hard time today. Looking for some advice. Our dog has injured his knee, and it's causing problems with his ACL, according to the X-rays our vet got back today. It probably happened while playing in the dog park + his habit of jumping off the bed. If he isn't better by 01/28 then he has to go to a specialist and possibly get surgery.
His name is Lou. 13 months old. 62lbs. A total mutt. Mostly Great Pyr (33%), American Pitbull (22%), and Husky (15%).
For the next two weeks, he is on an anti-inflammatory, no running, no jumping, no stairs. Should be resting as much as possible. He has been taking a joint supplement since he turned 1yr too.
So a few specific questions I have for anyone who has had this happen to their pup:
2022.01.18 18:58 DrHong4869 No update since 13th… Is this due to weather ?
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2022.01.18 18:58 PoorYachtClub How to CRACK OPEN a CGC or PSA case. my $500 snorlax open.
2022.01.18 18:58 EarlyExcitement1500 I am the newest member (probably) of team sky(just joined today)
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2022.01.18 18:58 wayfarin_lamb El-durrrs
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2022.01.18 18:58 diabolis_avocado Following a historic Colorado avalanche season, pros and entrepreneurs create new tools for safer backcountry travel
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2022.01.18 18:58 cooper3pete He’s not written my a woman
I’m starting to have doubts about my relationship. Not because I don’t completely love him, but I’m starting to worry that we’re not compatible. When I was younger I always had this picture in my head of what my future spouse would be like. He would be sweet and tall, he would have the personality of a golden retriever and all my friends would love him. He would be funny and kind, he would bring me flowers and write me love notes that he would pack in my lunch for me. He wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off me and wouldn’t be able to handle not being around me all the time. He would never leave my side and when he did, he would make sure that when he eventually had to there wasn’t any room in my mind that he didn’t love me. He would tell me I’m beautiful everyday and tell me I’m his best friend. This is always the kind of man I thought I would end up with.
My boyfriend loves me, but it still always feels like a guessing game. There’s always a hint of doubt, I always have to initiate hanging out, he doesn’t have as high of a sex drive as I do, most of the time though he only wants blow jobs and never wants to reciprocate. My friends think he’s fine, but he comes off very abrasively so people think he’s an ass. He’s not though he just has a problem with tone and fluctuation of his voice. Regardless of everything though I still love him more than anything, he’s my best friend. I would do anything to make him happy and if I did end up marrying him one day, I think I could live a very happy life with him.
These expectations are unrealistic I know, it’s just something I think I’ll always mourn not having
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2022.01.18 18:58 gnuteardrops I will take my MONERO with me.
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2022.01.18 18:58 KuroiNeko-Chan Stop calling me!
I am not Diane, I don't know a Diane, stop calling me about her debts! I've asked you multiple times to stop calling me. So stop! You've been calling me about her since I was eleven and now I'm almost thirty! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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2022.01.18 18:58 Fatal_Circumcision Failed prints on a Mono X 6K
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2022.01.18 18:58 BawceHog Best delivery option to buy organic, sustainably raised meat
I am seeking out a high quality delivery source for wild game (Elk, Bison, Venison etc.). Does anyone have recommendations? I have tried Butchers Box but did not find the quality to be what I was looking for. To give you an example, Maui Nui our of Hawaii is a good example of what I am looking for but they only source Venison: https://mauinuivenison.com/collections/butcher-shop
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2022.01.18 18:58 Lopsided_Ad_2144 Most Average Interaction on Chess.c*m🤮
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2022.01.18 18:58 dumbocow Yunjin [Genshin Impact]
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