2022.01.21 11:09 flunkyfish Jolly Rancher
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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2022.01.21 11:09 Project_Pixkill Snow White vs Vsauce2
2022.01.21 11:09 JeffSelf What's the point of having an automation that requires confirmation?
I installed the Meross garage door attachment to my garage door and spent a few days wondering why it would say the door was open when it was closed. I realized the sensors really do need to be less than 1" apart! Anyway, it works now. However, I've set up an automation to open the garage door whenever someone arrives home. But when I pulled in to the driveway last night, the automation appeared on my watch, but it was asking if I want to run it. Of course I want to run it, that's why I created it. I tapped run and the garage door opened.
I notice in the Automation it says "This automation requires confirmation to run because it may allow entry into your home." Well that's crap. What's the point of automating it then? Is there any way around this?
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2022.01.21 11:09 OF_Megaleaked 🔥😍Violet Summers New Mega Folder update in first comment 👇🔥😍
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2022.01.21 11:09 Grovestyle Why is Abyss Dweller played at 2 in Water XYZ?
I'm struggling on deciding if I should go in on a second Dweller with my dream ticket or use it to get MST. I'd like to get my first MST if XYZ doesn't need dweller too desperately.
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2022.01.21 11:09 CT-5690 Java 1.18 seed for server
2022.01.21 11:09 HyeKuro Hair loss post pregnancy
Morning Moma’s I’m sure this is a big concern for a lot of us, post pregnancy hair loss. I’ve seen a lot of women experience that while others say they never had hair loss. Why the discrepancy? Also, any thoughts or advise on the prevention or treatment?
Feel free to share with others what worked for you. You can be helping a lot of suffering women out there.
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2022.01.21 11:09 purplealchemist Normal cat behavior? I’m going a little crazy.
It has been one day that I have been looking after this cat and it has not been fun.
He’s 10 months old and is always getting into something whether it’s a plant or scratching something he shouldn’t scratch. He also meows non-stop, something I was told he does but he usually does it because he wants food.
Now I was told to give him a 1/4 of a cup of wet food in the morning and he also gets a small handful of dry food as well.
These are tiny cups about 3 x 3 inches long, and because he just won’t stop meowing I feel like he needs more food. However I don’t want to cause him any harm by over feeding him.
I’ve given him a bit more dry food but he will not stop meowing.
The owner said that he gets like this because of his drive to hunt and if he can’t go outside (because it’s so cold out) he will do this.
He’s a pretty skinny cat and has a very lean, long body. He’s 9 lbs, and is very active. But I’m just concerned about his behavior and instructions I’ve been given. Because I’m only supposed to give him a 1/4 of a cup of wet food in the morning (with a bit of dispensed food) and then he does get a bit more dispensed (about a small handful of food) again at noon. And then 1/2 a cup of wet food with a table spoon of dry food at night.
I was not made aware of any medical issues where he can’t have more than the amount given, and I did reach out and ask if I could give him more for the meowing but I was told to distract him and stick to the amount.
I’m not trying to be rude and say that they are wrong, but my gut feeling and general concern for this cat is a little overwhelming since I cannot focus on anything without him either getting into a plant and spilling soil everywhere or as soon as I step into the kitchen, or anywhere for that matter, he will not stop meowing.
What can I do so I don’t loose my head?
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2022.01.21 11:09 Lo-fi_Vibes Lofi Japan 🗻 Japanese lo-fi beats to study and relax - Lofi Hip Hop and Chillhop with Japan vibes
2022.01.21 11:09 1GameTheory What are these lines in the top-right corner of the negative?
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2022.01.21 11:09 wrygfstybvc 23[F4M][snapchat] i am down for sexting and some fun and dirty talk on my Snapchat:tarasex39
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2022.01.21 11:09 DragonThought Yael Becker on Twitter
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2022.01.21 11:09 habe272 help with fatalis evil eye
so i need help with faming one evil eye.i can kill him with ease now but i can only break one horn,if anyone if availible to help then that would be amazing.
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2022.01.21 11:09 theFettster Had to pick up a Roadie in the Highlands Olive before it’s discontinued. Haven’t seen much love for the Crossroads Duffel on here either, loving my 60!
2022.01.21 11:09 Katana1369 New York Woman spits on Jewish Children
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2022.01.21 11:09 WhereIsRichardParker Window Tint and State Inspections
I have been scratching my head and googling about this all morning. Wondering if anybody has the same experience.
I have had my truck for 5 years and it has passed inspection every year. This year, the front side windows failed because they are too dark (18%). I tried two places just to be sure.
Did the laws change? Are inspectors using different tools? Does tint just darken over time?
Perhaps I have just been getting lucky all along, but that doesn't seem likely.
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2022.01.21 11:09 Impressive-Nose9110 Interview: ‘UNSC should step in to protect Indian minorities’
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2022.01.21 11:09 BubzBot Bubzvlogz - When I'm The Reason She Worries
2022.01.21 11:09 Blackwolf_7 Do check out guys
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2022.01.21 11:09 satjiuma [Jojo's bizarre adventure part 8]
2022.01.21 11:09 irlydontfreakingknow scaredy cat
this is so embarrassing but i really want to watch this show but i can’t really handle graphic depictions of cannibalism… how bad would you say it is?
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2022.01.21 11:09 Better-Ad1906 TLOU2 Ellie Photomode shots
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2022.01.21 11:09 AllahDeath Donald Duck in Maui Mallard fans come here!
2022.01.21 11:09 MaxSiberia A Small Walk in Winter Sunny Weather
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