Can you find me good movies following the simple formula

2022.01.22 01:53 first_jewish_lawyer Can you find me good movies following the simple formula

Disclaimer: the fact I like following these parameters of course doesn’t mean I haven’t seen things outside of them.

  1. Nothing over 2 hours. Extra points for under 1:45
  2. English language
  3. On Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon
  4. No mega blockbusters from last 5 years or seminal works of the genre (ie, Superbad, step brothers)
  5. Over 70% Google users review (wisdom of the crowd)
  6. Not black and white
  7. 1980 or more
  8. Not sad. Points for funny.
Movies are my escape. Make me laugh, make me sit on the edge of my seat, or let me follow an adventure! Tell the story efficiently!
Some movies I’ve enjoyed recently
Little evil (horror comedy) Killing of sacred deer (boring but so pretty.) (horror) Cop car (suspense comedy) Jolt (action comedy) Long Story Short (romantic comedy) Love and Monsters (action comedy/ apocalypse) Free guy
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2022.01.22 01:53 BrainRebellion The Strongest Weak Link [Part 1]

Cross-posted from Humana Are Space Orcs
This is not intended to be a long series as I’ve had trouble with motivation in the past, but we’ll see where this goes. If there is any corrections you see I need to make, feel free to let me know!
Also, if by some miracle anyone wants to use this on YouTube, just credit me and send me a link.
——
Magna, the local star, shone brightly on the horizon, a brilliant ruby that sent ribbons of pink and purple through the atmosphere as Vanessa stood with her mother in the cool morning air.
Vanessa was nervous, shifting her weight side to side in front of her new house, waiting for the transport to arrive.
Their house stood out amongst the other scattered buildings in the area. It was designed to look like a traditional Spanish bungalow. It had a white, spackled exterior with smooth lines and a warm clay tiled roof.
The other buildings, spread apart at a distance in the lush savannah, were decidedly more, alien. They were squat, ovaloid buildings that were half buried into the ground, with only the entrance hall and sitting room located above ground. They would look like a boulder from afar if not for the reflective windows that shone brightly in the morning starlight.
“Breathe darling, you’ll do great,” Vanessa’s mother said, placing a strong palm against her bony shoulder, halting her fidgeting.
Vanessa took a deep breath of the Oxygen-rich atmosphere, her blood carrying it through her body and calming her.
“But, what if they don’t like me? I’ve never been to school before, and I’ll be the only human here!” She exclaimed, glancing to the nearest abode near hers, a good mile away, where a green skinned biped child waiting outside similar to her.
She could see the child looking curiously in their direction as it waited with what Vanessa assumed were it’s parents.
“Darling, you’re the only human here for now,” she said sternly. “Humans are new to the galactic stage, but the Pherami have been accepting enough to allow human settlers in their colonies. I’m sure there will be plenty more of us, soon enough.”
As she spoke, the elongated grey spheroid of a transport, a style that seemed to be universal amongst the Pherami, glided to a stop outside the neighbor family’s place. It’s anti-grav systems disengaged and it lowered to the ground with a small burst of dust.
Seeing the little green child step aboard the transport, Vanessa gripped the thin blue fabric of her school uniform with white knuckles.
“Mom, I don’t wanna go anymore! Can’t we hire a tutor like before?”
Vanessa’s mom stopped and bent down in front of her daughter, brushing a strand of obsidian-black hair out of her face and looking into her watery brown eyes.
“Vanessa Kona Wren, we didn’t travel 800 light years aboard a trade ship to come to Musk VII and not make the most of it! This is for the best! When Dr. Agawe heard about the conditions here, he said it was the ideal therapy planet for you. Don’t you want to try going to a real school for once?”
Vanessa looked watched the transport levitate back into the air and then head towards them, her heart pounding and then nodded slowly.
“There you go,” her mom said, kissing Vanessa on the forehead and standing back up.
“Plus, the school days are only 6 hours long here, so you’ll be back before you know it,” she added.
The transport disengaged at her residence, flattening the long savannah grass and beneath it as it touched down. This close up, Vanessa could see inside the windows of the vehicle. The transport had no driver, only an empty seat used in the event of a manual override emergency. Behind the driver’s seat, row and rows of small green children wearing a similar looking blue uniform to Vanessa's. They all were pressed up against the windows, flailing their arms, with some pointing out the window.
The doors slid open with a hiss and Vanessa gulped and took a brief look back at her mom, who nodded encouragingly and waved her forward. She hoisted her school bag over her shoulder and Vanessa tentatively climbed the stairs and boarded the transport.
16 rows of Pherami children stared at her.
They were all the same age as Vanessa, around 8 Earth years old. She could tell because these children had a lighter skin color than the mossy green hue of adult Pherami she had encountered in Customs when they arrived.
They looked similar to an ancient human media depictions of an alien called Mewtwo from a game series Vanessa loved. Other than being green, there were, of course, small differences from the game creature. They each three digits and one thumb analog on each arm and slender legs with reverse knees and four elongated toes. The main difference being their heads. Unlike Mewtwo, the Pherami didn't have tail, their heads had small, beady, eyes, two large nasal openings and, most strikingly, multicolored sacks beneath their jawbones. She had seem various different colors of sacks, but the majority of them seemed to be purple or blue, with the occasional red.
These sacks began releasing gas as Vanessa stepped aboard, each of the children turning to each other and wafting the gas towards their seat mates.
The bulky wrist device her mom had given her and connected to her neural implant began absorbing the air and translating these gas bursts in stutters, as different bursts of gas overlapped. It was a garbled mess, but she caught the word, ‘human’ and ‘school’ often enough that she could guess what they were speaking about.
The translation device was new, but the Imperial Solarian official who gave it to her mother before they left Earth had insisted that it would increase in accuracy as time went on. It was already leaps and bounds better than the original, ramshackle device that the first contact team had put together. The user data that her device collected would be used in all future iterations.
Vanessa put on a brave face and headed to the back of the transport, where there was an open seat next to a solitary Pherami child. She couldn’t tell the gender by looks just yet.
She took a next to the child and gave a hesitant wave. The child just stared for a moment and then released a puff of gas in her direction.
Her translation device absorbed the gas, and a digital voice intoned.
“Greetings! Are you the human who will be joining us?”
Vanessa nodded, then realizing that they might not understand what a nod was, blurted out.
"Yes! I don't think there are any others going."
Her device sputtered for a moment and then blurted out a burst of green gas in the alien's direction. The child's nostrils flared as it breathed in the gas, and their demeanor changed.
Vanessa hadn't been able to tell before, but the little creature must have been as nervous as she felt. It's body, which had been stiff as a board relaxed, and their legs, that had been tensed as if to make an escape, did the same. The child stretched out and rested their legs on against the base of the seats in front of them. Vanessa noticed that they didn't seem to wear shoes.
"Oh good, you can understand me. I don't understand how you humans communicate without Flaq Sacks."
"Flaq Sacks?" Vanessa questioned.
"These," the child said, leaning forward with their head tilted back and pointing at the two, bright purple sacks, located on both sides on the underside their chin.
"Oh, so that's where your gas comes from."
"Yes, we produce our pheromones for communication here. How do you humans communicate?"
"We use our mouths to speak," Vanessa said, pointing to her mouth as she spoke. "Like this."
"But, there are no pheromones coming out!" The child protested, leaning forward and sniffing around her.
"We don't use pheromones," Vanessa said, leaning away from the child as she heard a loud snuffling noise when it got close to her ear. "We hear the sound our voices make through our ears, here." She brushed her hair out of the way and pointed at her ear.
"What is 'voice'?" the child asked.
"A voice is the vibrations in the air that our mouth makes," Vanessa said after a moment's hesitation. "I'm not really sure how to explain it more."
"I see, how strange," the child said, seemingly satisfied with her answer and moving to a more comfortable distance.
"By the way, what is your name?" Vanessa asked, still struggling to tell the child's gender.
"I am called Blerma," Blerma said, the pride that showed in their body language not coming through the digital voice of the translator. "I was named after the scent of a Blerma plant."
"…A Blerma plant?"
"I forget, you would not know. Blerma is our main crop that rations are created from.”
“I see,” Vanessa said slowly, picturing fields of green wheat. She needed to remember to ask for a picture of Blerma later.
Before Blerma could ask another question, she asked the question that had been plaguing her.
“I’m sorry, but, are you a boy or a girl?”
Blerma tilted their head and paused as they inhaled Vanessa’s words. Then, suddenly puffed out a reply.
”Ah, you mean my sex?”
Vanessa nodded, remembering to answer verbally as well and making another mental note to ask her mom to make a shortcut for nodding meaning yes for the translation device.
“The Pherami do not choose their sex until late adolescence. I still have another seven rotations until my time.”
“You…choose your sex?” Vanessa exclaimed in wonder.
“Of course. Is it different with humans?”
“Definitely! We are born either male or female!” Vanessa paused and added, “though some do decide that they are not the sex they were born as and change.”
“Your species is so fascinating, though I am glad you are still given the choice. Choosing Day is a day of great importance among my people.”
Vanessa looked outside the window, noticing that the view had changed drastically while they had talked. What was once wide savannah grassland with interspaced habitats had morphed into a bustling city. Unlike the boulder-like buildings out where Vanessa and her mom lived, in the city, they used every bit of space they could. Columns and columns of ovaloid habitats were built atop each other, looking like solid streams of bubbles. In contrast, other buildings were made up of one singular oval stretched upwards, rivaling the height of the columned buildings. In between the buildings above them, atop special platforms that extended horizontally out of the walls, hover-trains whisked back and forth, transporting Pherami and goods around the city.
The school transport was one of the few transports that moved about the bases of these buildings. There were narrow paved roads that broke up the tiled walkway that pedestrians walked about on. Vanessa watched another transport, empty of children, zoom past them in the opposite way as they approached one of the singular oval buildings ahead.
Blerma noticed her gaze and, upon seeing their proximity to the school, blurted out, “What are you called, human?"
"I'm Vanessa Wren," she said, smiling.
“You have two names! You are of the ruling class? I apologize for my rudeness!” Blerma puffed out, prostrating themself before Vanessa.
“What?” Vanessa exclaimed, cheeks reddening as she noticed the stares from their seat mates. “No, get up! I’m not a ruling class. Every human has multiple names. I’ve got three.”
This explanation did not have the calming effect that Vanessa wanted.
“Three!” Blerma exclaimed. Even without the translation device picking up on their mood, Vanessa knew that she would have been shouting as their Flaq Sacks exploded into cloud of pungent gas that stung Vanessa’s eyes and threw her into a coughing fit.

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