2022.01.23 00:57 c00chieMonster420 A new hobby
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is not of importance to you, I am a male living alone in the southeast united states. And no, for the sake of my Anonymity, I will not be disclosing the state or the name of my town. Now that formalities have been properly addressed, I would like to relay my story to you all. I feel inclined to disclose this to someone, I can't tell anyone I associate with about my deeds. So a guise of faux secrecy online will do instead
The day it happened was an average day. I was out and about doing some shopping. Picking up some necessities such as beer, duct tape, a blue tarp, milk, eggs, and i even got some new boots. I managed to get home by 6, which was unusual for me as I usually get home much later. But no matter, enough about my mundane life. Let's get back to the story at hand.
"I am so sorry clancy, a man like you needs to be treated better". Jesus Christ let me tell you, purposefully humiliating myself like that... it wasn't pleasant. I'm a fucking god compared to this dullard. Tom promptly retorted "you better apologize you little shit, I outta call the police on your ass for all the noise". I bit my lip and halfheartedly agreed with this sentient heap of donkey shit. I promptly invited him inside for a beer. Tom being the alcoholic maggot he is, accepted. The instance I stepped inside with him, he spouts off some idiotic remark about my home. Speaking as if his crack nest is half as good as my abode. "Jesus christ boy don't ya ever pick this place up". "I try my best tom", followed by an insincere half-smile. He didn't say anything in return, though he did mumble something under his breath. We sat down on my couch idling watching the game, as an uncomfortable silence befell the room.
My job was done. Retrospectively I'm glad I live on the bottom floors with no neighbors underneath me. Maybe I subconsciously chose this apartment, because I knew what was destined for me. I soon came to realize that this is the first time I've been content with my life... in a very long time. But the feeling is short-lived, I soon realize I have to dispose of this... thing.
."I'm glad this tarp is here, you're bleeding like a bitch all over my floor". as he lies there, his beady dimwitted eyes staring into me... I kicked him in the jaw. I felt the bone give way as I heard a crunch, followed by muffled screaming. I could only laugh as I realized he bit his tongue off. His eyes that were formerly fixed in an expression of anger soon morphed into desperation. He knew he was going to die, and seeing that realization take place on its visage brought me great joy. Despite the immense pleasure, I gained from this, I knew I had to wrap it up. So I adjusted my boots, looked down, and said "I'll see you in the void you repulsive beast". Then I stomped, then I stomped again. But of course, I didn't start at the head, I started at the ankles. A few good stomps to the lower legs rendered them completely unusable. I slowly moved my way up to the knees, I only stopped when its legs could bend completely backward. After the knees came the pelvis. I started at his genitals, stomp after stomp. I only stopped when it was completely flat. I continued to work my way up the body. Organs ruptured, bones broken, joints destroyed, cartilage torn, resolve tested, will broken. By the time I reached the head, he didn't cry, he didn't beg, the only sound that accosted my ears was labored breathing. Then... the head, it popped like a grape.
After that ordeal, I made my way to the nearby lake. I thought I was Scott-free when yet another obstacle impeded me. I was being pulled over. "Goddammit" I muttered to myself. I have to kill him. The officer approached my window, and after I rolled it down he asked me "you know why I pulled you over?". It's always the same shit with these guys. "No officer, can you tell me?".
My next-door neighbor Nathan came outside to smoke. "Hey \_\_\_\_\_, what are you doing out here this late?". "Oh just making a late-night garbage run, I've been putting it off for way too long". "Yeah I can tell man, that bag is fucking massive". "As I said, I have been putting this off for way too long". and its good timing too, Tom was supposed to watch tv with me but instead he's asleep on my couch". "say hey to tom for me". "will do". "Is the dump is even open anymore?". "oh... well uh...Not the normal one, I found a cool new place that's open 24/7". "Oh cool, you gotta tell me where it is". This guy just won't give it a rest. "maybe some other time Nathan". I thought that was the end of it, but no. "Oh my god, what is that smell?". fuck, not now. "I'm disposing of some old meat from my fridge". "Ok ill stop bothering you now, you should go take care of that". And with that, Nathan went back inside. I'm pleased I didn't have to resort to killing him, he's tolerable.
"Hello Mr ______... let's talk"
He didn't answer, but he did sniff the air for a second before telling me to step out of the car. "so you smell it, huh, well don't worry. ill let you join him". He instantly reached for his gun, but I was faster. I threw the car door open before he could step back, and it collided with his face. A sickening metal thud rang out as the rookie stumbled back. I took advantage of this and tackled him. We fought and wrestled over his gun for a full 5 minutes before I eventually overpowered him. With a bang, my problem was solved. First things first, I finished the cadet. It's a shame the kid got in my way. But it was necessary. I broke the body cam and hid the body in my car with the others. This time I got to the lake with no distractions. And with business taken care of, I finally came back home. It felt good to finally be home I must admit, but I still had one more thing to do to wrap this all up. "Hey nancy, did tom come back home?". "oh no, what's going on? is everything alright?". "I don't know, tom was gone when I got back from the dump. He was fast asleep when I left, but now he's not there anymore". Not to jack myself off, but I've mastered the art of faking sadness. "We have to call the police, we have to report him missing!". "look nancy, I know you're worried, but he only disappeared an hour ago. He might have gone to the store, so please go to sleep. And if he's not back in the morning we'll call them"... ok?". I woke up the next morning to the sound of the police knocking on my door. This was going to be the hardest part of getting away with this, but I was ready. I opened my door only to come face to face with a man in a suit. I recognized him instantly as the head detective of the \_\_\_\_\_\_ PD. "This is bad," I thought to myself.
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