Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party

2022.01.28 06:07 DarkSide-DarthVader Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party

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2022.01.28 06:07 Jlvdaum How Chinese Companies Force Employees to Stay

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2022.01.28 06:07 brugg61 22m4F looking for someone to chat with :)

Dm me for snap or chat :)
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2022.01.28 06:07 Mash_Mi Do you think Saitama has ever accidentally killed people when he does is hero work?

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2022.01.28 06:07 PhotoGameNerd Latency, random disconnects Elite 7 active. Day 1.

First time trying Jabra. I've had my earbuds for less than 24 hours and they have disconnected randomly about 10 times already. Had to hard reset then to get them to work. I'm on the latest firmware. The latency is also extremely noticable. Didn't have any of these issues using airpord pros (which are the same price right now) on Android.
The Mysound and ANC feel like placebo effect. it's so hard to notice any real changes in ANC and listening experience overall. Volume also feels low.
They're really comfortable and the hear through sounds natural though.
Is there any hope or should I run from Jabra ASAP?
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2022.01.28 06:07 Jlvdaum From Water Cube to “Ice Cube”

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2022.01.28 06:07 funeraldirge6 She's a runner she's a track star

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2022.01.28 06:07 Kop_Drop63 Please upvote my comment down belown

I upvote back
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2022.01.28 06:07 ThirdRepublicOfMohu 【陈惠敏勾引我】【来年相会在梦中】红小将相亲记

(贴吧原文)
1楼. 本文是驻马店小将系列终结篇,最后一回,倾尽全力,膜毛至此,再无本领继续。希望各位有才华的小将可以将这个系列一直写下去。
3楼. 本小将今年24了,整天游手好闲,穿衣又土里土气,背个破小黄挎包,穿个绿军装,我舅退伍回来不穿了的军用胶鞋,我也拿来穿了,加上和异性相处的时候,本小将动不动就大呼小叫,牛眼一瞪,嘴里叽叽咕咕的叨念着毛主席语录就要打人,所以迄今没有配偶,父母也是急的要命,所以这天就给我安排了个女孩相亲。
4楼. 本小将坐在一家驻马店农家菜,坐在窗口,等了一会儿,看见一个女孩从对面的“贝尔婚纱摄影”走出来,款款走进饭店,在我对面坐了下来。本小将也还是处男,就手足无措的坐着。接着这女孩问我家庭条件,我义正言辞的回答,家里三代贫下中农,根红苗正,这女孩说,爷爷是老教师,他爸是做生意的,她在对面婚纱摄影实习。本小将一听,心想,原来是臭老九和资本家的后代,也罢,反正最后都要吃社会主义大屌,钻社会主义毒龙,舔社会主义臭脚。要点菜了,本小将点了武昌鱼和辣椒炒肉,胖头鱼汤,然后饶有兴致的跟她讲起,“这是当年毛主席最爱吃的,当年他过生日,,是江青在钓鱼台她的居所做好后带来的,毛主席喝了胖头鱼汤,高兴地说:“胖头鱼汤好香噢!”并坚持自己用勺舀汤喝。这顿饭,毛主席吃得比平时高兴…… ”
5楼. 菜很快上来了,本小将直接就把勺子放进汤盆,直接对嘴舀起来,口水都带到了汤里,这女孩有点不乐意了,本小将一抹嘴说,“你要知道梨子的味道!你就得变革梨子!亲口吃一吃!”本小将用沾满口水的汤匙给她舀了一碗鱼汤,她勉为其难喝下,又夹了点武昌鱼和炒肉丝到自己碗里,每每就吃上一点,小碗里还剩下不少,本小将心想,这个女的果然沾染了资产阶级的恶劣习气,于是喝到,“贪污和浪费是极大的犯罪!”一把将她的碗夺了过来,对着嘴就用筷子往嘴里刨,只吃得她的碗是全是我的口水,我才满足的将碗还给她。这女孩一看立即就要叫服务员换碗,我把碗往她身前一摁,张开大嘴喋喋不休的说,“革命不是请客吃饭,不是做文章,不是绘画绣花,不能那样雅致! 脏点能用就行!”女孩用手抹了抹脸上被我喷射的口水,只好继续用这个碗。
9楼. 渐渐聊得熟了,她开始问我喜欢看什么书,本小将也没有文化,只好说是红宝书。 她开始讲,说自己以前的男朋友喜欢读王小波,他以前那个男朋友很独特,有才华,遗世独立,自由不羁,本小将不屑的说,“能有什么才华?” 说着立即当面背了几篇毛主席诗词,站了起来,大声朗诵,饭店里的人直看的目瞪口呆。然后跳到酒店前面的卡拉ok的台子上,借着酒劲,跳起了忠字舞,旁边吃饭的老外直树大拇指,说,“kongfu,kongfu,chinesekongfu", 这个女孩也高兴的说,“没想到你还会打醉拳啊,,,,,"
10楼. 本小将刚跳完,就被一个吃饭的大妈拉住胳膊,非要我明天早晨去门口广场教他们跳这个,本小将热心的答应,回座位后,这女孩看我的眼光都不一样了,我和她接着聊,她说她喜欢韩寒的书,有思想又幽默,特别是《1988》《向少年啦飞驰》,自己在百度韩寒吧也呆了很久,也是元老级人物,本小将撇撇嘴说,“我是从来不看反动文人的书,本小将贴吧只上大救星吧..."这女孩一惊,说,“啊?!我也在那个吧,我是小吧主啊!”本小将一听,吃惊的说,“你既然已经和韩寒吧的封资修吧务混到了一起,为何还要来渗透进大救星吧?”这女孩不高兴了,说,“你们就这么排斥其他贴吧来的吗” 本小将答道,“**吧!**个十年八年,大救星吧一切问题都解决了!"本小将又和她聊到电影,本小将兴高采烈的说起《刘三姐》,《白毛女》《地道战》,这个资产阶级小姐满口什么昆汀,伍迪艾伦,又讲起了《午夜巴塞罗那》《低俗小说》这类名字一听就知道是资本主义毒草的危害身心健康的文艺产品,本小将恰好无意间看过这些电影,本小将嘲讽地说,“昆汀的电影,经常一个人好人没有,没有一个伟光正带路党,没有任何**意义,资本主义真是愚蠢愚昧!五讲四美三热爱,社会主义核心价值观,这些没有还能叫电影?”“还有伍迪艾伦的电影,里面经常也没有坏人,没有阶级斗争,**就是**,是一个阶级推翻一个阶级的暴烈的行动! **在哪里?床上**也没有!都是这么慢慢亲吻脱衣,欲说还休!”
11楼. 这时一个小伙子,在卡拉ok上唱了首《沙滩》:only blue, only blue,爱让人好忧郁,我的心,我的心,蓝蓝地.................我真的想要找一条船,能远远离开这片沙,滩每次又回到同样海边,还是只对你想念想念你 有点blue 没有人能像你留给我的回忆 有点blue
12楼. 本小将一听,这原来是华语乐坛头号走资派陶喆的歌曲,此人长期躲在美帝,居心不良,竟套用美帝60 70年代的蓝调摇滚曲风,生产些反动**歌曲,本小将抽出大镰刀正要发作,忽然和我相亲的女孩等他唱完下台后,径直走上台,拿起麦克风,眼睛深情注视着刚下去的那男的,唱起了罗大佑的《你的样子》:
不变的你 伫立在茫茫的尘世中
聪明的孩子 提着易碎的灯笼
潇洒的你 将心事化尽尘缘中
孤独的孩子 你是造物的恩仇
13楼. 本小将觉察到不对劲,这才反应过来原来这男的是他前男友啊,二人旧情未了,我往旁边一看,二人早坐到了一起,互相对望,本小将饥渴的大镰刀已经抽出,却发现整个酒馆的都站到了这二人一边,朝我怒目而视,本小将咬牙道,“事情正在起变化!”本小将在绝望之际翻出红宝书,看到的却是一句,“没有文化的军队是愚蠢的军队!”又一翻,“没有资产,就是最大的资产”,两句一对照,我在想,文化算是资产吗?照这么说,如果文化也是资产,那最后所剩最大的资产就是愚蠢,一个把愚蠢当资产的信仰和主义,这叫什么东西呢,我低头一看,看到一句“没有正确的**观点,就等于没有灵魂。”
14楼. 我顿时感到从未有过恐慌,我浑身瑟瑟发抖,双眼看的东西都变成红色,我觉得我的喊声突然变大,一连揍翻好几个人,我已经记不得当时是具体是怎么回事,只觉得无数拳头向我袭来,打在我身上,我已经感觉不到疼痛,似乎在身在一个异次元空间,一时间所有的念头,全向我袭来,这些人好像离我越来越远,我的手再也拿不准镰刀了,镰刀似乎断了,我又想他们打我两下,至少证明我整个人身体里的某种东西仍没有被抽离,这种感觉我不知道怎么形容,我最后好像是被拖出店外,我似乎看到这个和我相亲的女孩,再和她前男友窃窃私语,他前男友爽朗大笑,再后来就什么都看不清楚了,但是我依稀记得当时耳畔的歌声,忽远忽近,是这女孩在唱,还是不知名的人或物?她伫立在我空洞的视线内,伫立在我无尽的想象内,伫立在斑斓迷幻的时空中,我看不清她的脸,只听得她在耳边吟唱:
不变的你 伫立在茫茫的尘世中
聪明的孩子 提着易碎的灯笼
潇洒的你 将心事化尽尘缘中
孤独的孩子 你是造物的恩仇
(全剧终)
by av1188dy

原文链接:https://mohu.rocks/article/5977
备份:https://archiveofourown.org/works/32587564
膜乎近平帖备份:https://archiveofourown.org/users/LiangJiaHeJieYueShi/pseuds/LiangJiaHeJieYueShi
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2022.01.28 06:07 Appropriate-Ebb7003 Quarashi | Full stack decentralised system | ICO - Easy X5 | Crypto wallet available on Google Play & AppStore.

Quarashi is a full-stack project with different core components. The first ever non custodial pocket that supports 9000 cryptos with add custom coin. QUARASHI token can be used on all products. 100% secure Calisto Network audit report with open sourced code. Huge community with 35K on twitter, 10K on telegram. Quarashi consists of:
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VPN & Anon Browser
Airdrops
Chat
DEX
Launchpad
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2022.01.28 06:07 -Provert- Rate my desktop/ homescreen

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2022.01.28 06:07 Substantial_Fly_2415 Quarashi | Full stack decentralised system | ICO - Easy X5 | Crypto wallet available on Google Play & AppStore.

Quarashi is a full-stack project with different core components. The first ever non custodial pocket that supports 9000 cryptos with add custom coin. QUARASHI token can be used on all products. 100% secure Calisto Network audit report with open sourced code. Huge community with 35K on twitter, 10K on telegram. Quarashi consists of:
Non-Custodial Crypto wallet
VPN & Anon Browser
Airdrops
Chat
DEX
Launchpad
ICO - Whitelist is open. In order to be able to participate in the sale, the participant needs to register and verify yar account.
accepted Currencies: ETH, BNB, BUSD, USDT
coins for Sale: 50.000.000 QUA
price: $0.06 / QUA
Quarashi Network is a multi-currency crypto portfolio, next-generation project for yar cryptocurrency journey with Defi Blockchain UI Multi chain crypto portfolio, decentralised exchange, and private chat. Them. Now it's available in Google Play

Welcome to Quarashi community!
Website quarashi dot network
Telegram quarashinetworkofficial
twitter QuarashiN
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2022.01.28 06:07 ValoBot VRL Spain: Rising invites finalized

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2022.01.28 06:07 Yakuza-wolf_kiwami Pick a Gundam/mobile suit and base it on an anime character you really like

My Pick: 00 Diver Ace based on Kirito from Sword Art Online.
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2022.01.28 06:07 finanzmarktwelt Deutschland: BIP schwächer, Wirtschaft schrumpft im 4.Quartal

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2022.01.28 06:07 ich__bin__das I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!

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2022.01.28 06:07 Rahnzan Why does this game show me my inventory after I die?

And why won't it let me respawn until I click something? It doesn't seem like I get to keep anything between lives..
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2022.01.28 06:07 menace416 🔴 KatelynnRae is LIVE on Clapper now.

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2022.01.28 06:07 I_AmHumanI_Swear DC10 and some sunflowers at Denver (August 15th, 2021)

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2022.01.28 06:07 LH4242 ich📚📕📖iel

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2022.01.28 06:07 HairyLamington Seen this shit sub yesterday.

Who are these homos? LiveFromNewYork A post bashing the king Mr C.K and how he is jealous of Big dick Pete. All sorts of cringe comments.
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2022.01.28 06:07 rjj96 First time trying the C&C combo.

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2022.01.28 06:07 finanzmarktwelt Wall Street und Main Street: Warum die Party vorbei ist! Videoausblick

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2022.01.28 06:07 sanctum_memem Energy my left ball

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2022.01.28 06:07 coinmonks Lamborghini All Set to Release its First NFT Next Month

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