2022.01.23 00:52 Initial-Caregiver649 How do i forget her?
2022.01.23 00:52 Covvern 365 Days of Sky (Day 22)
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2022.01.23 00:52 Xbones99 Would you rather have a randomized chaos next season or do a regular chaos?
2022.01.23 00:52 PuNkAzzDaD Why work for a clown when you can work for a king
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2022.01.23 00:52 Key-Signature4496 Ideas for a tee shirt
2022.01.23 00:52 c00chieMonster420 A new hobby
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is not of importance to you, I am a male living alone in the southeast united states. And no, for the sake of my Anonymity, I will not be disclosing the state or the name of my town. Now that formalities have been properly addressed, I would like to relay my story to you all. I feel inclined to disclose this to someone, I can't tell anyone I associate with about my deeds. So a guise of faux secrecy online will do instead
The day it happened was an average day. I was out and about doing some shopping. Picking up some necessities such as beer, duct tape, a blue tarp, milk, eggs, and I even got some new boots. I managed to get home by 6, which was unusual for me as I usually get home much later. But no matter, enough about my mundane life. Let's get back to the story at hand.
I was sitting on my sofa, desperately trying to enjoy watching the TV. I was halfway through watching the Falcons fucking up their lead when I hear a loud demanding knocking on my door. Sighing deeply, I got up to see what the commotion was. It was my upstairs neighbor tom (fake name obviously) demanding I turn down the TV, all the while spittle was flying from his disgusting primitive mouth. "clancy... you... are so right" it was hard to hide the undying malice in my voice.
The instance I stepped inside with him, he spouts off some idiotic remark about my home. Speaking as if his crack nest is half as good as my abode. "Jesus christ boy don't ya ever pick this place up". "I try my best tom", followed by an insincere half-smile. He didn't say anything in return, though he did mumble something under his breath. We sat down on my couch idling watching the game, as an uncomfortable silence befell the room.
"I am so sorry clancy, a man like you needs to be treated better". Jesus Christ let me tell you, purposefully humiliating myself like that... it wasn't pleasant. I'm a fucking god compared to this dullard. Tom promptly retorted "you better apologize you little shit, I outta call the police on your ass for all the noise". I bit my lip and halfheartedly agreed with this sentient heap of donkey shit. I promptly invited him inside for a beer. Tom being the alcoholic maggot he is, accepted.
My job was done. Retrospectively I'm glad I live on the bottom floors with no neighbors underneath me. Maybe I subconsciously chose this apartment, because I knew what was destined for me. I soon came to realize that this is the first time I've been content with my life... in a very long time. But the feeling is short-lived, I soon realize I have to dispose of this... thing.
Despite the immense pleasure, I gained from this, I knew I had to wrap it up. So I adjusted my boots, looked down, and said "I'll see you in the void you repulsive beast". Then I stomped, then I stomped again. But of course, I didn't start at the head, I started at the ankles. A few good stomps to the lower legs rendered them completely unusable. I slowly moved my way up to the knees, I only stopped when its legs could bend completely backward. After the knees came the pelvis. I started at his genitals, stomp after stomp. I only stopped when it was completely flat. I continued to work my way up the body. Organs ruptured, bones broken, joints destroyed, cartilage torn, resolve tested, will broken. By the time I reached the head, he didn't cry, he didn't beg, the only sound that accosted my ears was labored breathing. Then... the head, it popped like a grape.
My next-door neighbor Nathan came outside to smoke. "Hey _____, what are you doing out here this late?". "Oh just making a late-night garbage run, I've been putting it off for way too long". "Yeah I can tell man, that bag is fucking massive". "As I said, I have been putting this off for way too long". and its good timing too, Tom was supposed to watch tv with me but instead he's asleep on my couch". "say hey to tom for me". "will do". "Is the dump is even open anymore?". "oh... well uh...Not the normal one, I found a cool new place that's open 24/7". "Oh cool, you gotta tell me where it is". This guy just won't give it a rest. "maybe some other time Nathan"
Considering 80% of the bones are shattered, it was quite easy to fit him into a heavy-duty trash bag along with the tarp. Thankfully, I live in a shitty part of town. No cameras around the apartment complex, and it's easy to disregard the disappearance of tom. I made my way to my car, casually toting a massive black bag on my shoulder. That's when the worst possible thing that could have happened... happened.
"Hello Mr ______... let's talk"
After that ordeal, I made my way to the nearby lake. I thought I was Scott-free when yet another obstacle impeded me. I was being pulled over. "Goddammit" I muttered to myself. I have to kill him. The officer approached my window, and after I rolled it down he asked me "you know why I pulled you over?". It's always the same shit with these guys. "No officer, can you tell me?". He didn't answer, but he did sniff the air for a second before telling me to step out of the car. "so you smell it, huh, well don't worry. ill let you join him". He instantly reached for his gun, but I was faster. I threw the car door open before he could step back, and it collided with his face. A sickening metal thud rang out as the rookie stumbled back. I took advantage of this and tackled him. We fought and wrestled over his gun for a full 5 minutes before I eventually overpowered him. With a bang, my problem was solved. First things first, I finished the cadet. It's a shame the kid got in my way. But it was necessary. I broke the body cam and hid the body in my car with the others. This time I got to the lake with no distractions. And with business taken care of, I finally came back home. It felt good to finally be home I must admit, but I still had one more thing to do to wrap this all up. "Hey nancy, did tom come back home?". "oh no, what's going on? is everything alright?". "I don't know, tom was gone when I got back from the dump. He was fast asleep when I left, but now he's not there anymore". Not to jack myself off, but I've mastered the art of faking sadness. "We have to call the police, we have to report him missing!". "look nancy, I know you're worried, but he only disappeared an hour ago. He might have gone to the store, so please go to sleep. And if he's not back in the morning we'll call them"... ok?". I woke up the next morning to the sound of the police knocking on my door. This was going to be the hardest part of getting away with this, but I was ready. I opened my door only to come face to face with a man in a suit. I recognized him instantly as the head detective of the \_\_\_\_\_\_ PD. "This is bad," I thought to myself.
2022.01.23 00:52 ZoolShop Elon Musk Criticizes Twitter — Gets Blasted for Using Tesla to Promote Crypto, Dogecoin – Featured Bitcoin News
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2022.01.23 00:52 Lizvonvillas A fire girl comes looking for fire
Thanks u/ZEROGR33N, I used part of your Fire God post!
Superintendent Ze he had been staying in FaYan's congregation but had never asked to enter (FaYan's) room (for instruction).Last summer, I found myself drawn to learning a style system that was created by David Kibbe, a very nearly, if not enlightened, stylist. He, with the help of his lovely wife, Susan Slavin, created a ton of content to guide people, mostly women, along a DIY style journey, which aims to let them see themselves with new eyes and dress according to their own unique body shape, not an idealized body.
One day FaYan asked him, "Why haven't you come to enter my room?"
Ze replied, "Didn't you know, Teacher, when I was at QingLin's place, I had an entry."
FaYan said, "Try to recall it for me."
Ze said, "I asked, 'What is Buddha?' and Lin said, '[A fire boy goes looking for fire.]'"
FaYan said, "Good words, but I'm afraid you misunderstood. Can you say something more for me?"
Ze said, "A fire boy is in the province of fire; he is seeking fire with fire. Likewise, I am Buddha, yet I went on searching for Buddha."
FaYan said, "Sure enough, the Superintendent has misunderstood."
Containing his anger, Ze left the monastery and went off across the river.
FaYan said, "This man can be saved if he comes back; if he doesn't return, he can't be saved."
Out on the road, Ze thought to himself, "He is the teacher of five hundred people; how could he deceive me?"
So he turned back and again called on FaYan, who told him, "Just ask me and I'll answer you."
Thereupon Ze asked, "What is Buddha?"
FaYan said, "A fire boy comes looking for fire."
At these words Ze was greatly enlightened.
2022.01.23 00:52 veganchocoholic Streak 65- el 11 de septiembre
Para los estadounidenses, el 11 de septiembre de 2001 es una fecha muy pesada. Fue el día en lo que algunos terroristas extremos atacaron dos edificios llenos de personas. Les voy a contar dónde estuve ese día.
Mis padres me educaron en casa durante ese tiempo, así que estuve en casa durante el ataque. No vivía en Nueva York, sino un estado cercano. Mi madre me daba una prueba de deletrear cuando mi papá entró y le dijo a mi mamá que debería subir para ver las noticias. Mi mamá me dijo que me quedara y la esperara. Ella subió las escaleras, y la esperé. No sé cuánto tiempo me quedé ahí, sola, pero me ponía impaciente. Mientras esperaba mi mamá, consulté mi libro de texto para las respuestas de la prueba. Finalmente, subí las escaleras para encontrar a mi mamá. Ella veía la televisión y se me había olvidado completamente. Entonces, lo vi en las noticias. El ataque. El fuego. El humo. Todo. Guau, qué tragedia fue. Bueno, mi madre me explicó lo que había pasado con los aviones y el ataque. Desde entonces, entendí lo que significa la historia. La historia es lo que ha pasado antes, y estaba viviendo la historia cada día.
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2022.01.23 00:52 AdCrafty5841 National unity of Afghanistan 🏳️
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2022.01.23 00:52 OfficialConcepT Is there a way to add a gfy to multiple collections at once?
Not sure if this is already a feature but is there a way to add a single gfy to multiple collections in one go (maybe in a sort of checkbox format) instead of having to add the gfy to each collection manually?
If not, I'd give that as a suggestion. Thanks!
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2022.01.23 00:52 NewsElfForEnterprise Best Buy is discounting up to $1,000 on TVs, in time for Super Bowl LVI
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2022.01.23 00:52 wow_mammakitchen Aloo Paratha Perfect Spicy Pakistani Food Recipe
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2022.01.23 00:52 NebulaImpressive What dread set y’all find harder?
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2022.01.23 00:52 Groutron Combat Magic 0.131.64: January 15, 2022 Update
2022.01.23 00:52 Hellbound1985 What are these mushrooms?
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2022.01.23 00:52 MintChocolateEnema If Kingmaker had a Guideline 3 perk for the low tour homies, my man would have probably realized he was about to send that thing into orbit.
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2022.01.23 00:52 brokeitywokeity Is CMB geared for only specific cultures?
So these new templates….they have Folk, Opera, C-pop & K-pop but no reggae on the music preferences?
I had a really hard time filling this out as my preferences were mostly not reflected and it got me wondering. Is this app geared only for specific cultures?
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2022.01.23 00:52 Elkinekt More than HALF of Argentina players BLOCKED from FH5 online
2022.01.23 00:52 Sharonneke95 I couldn't help myself .
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2022.01.23 00:52 Dynsbull Blessed Dancing
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2022.01.23 00:52 Actuator-These Is this qn infection would you say quickly looking at it?
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2022.01.23 00:52 Knobbly_knob Walkies time, he's 1 in 2 days.
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2022.01.23 00:52 CHUSO4 Theory: Brock is the main antagonist of the show
After repetitively watching Breaking Bad for thousands of times and analyzing it over the years, I have come to the conclusion that Brock is the main antagonist of the show and most certainly a cruel mastermind, who carefully orchestrated each and every event during the entire series. He carefully planned the rivalry between Walt and Gus by secretly killing his own uncle Tomas and blaming it on Gus's men, which ultimately resulted in Walt killing Gus.
Uncle Jack and his gang were not nazis, but were a non violent sect who followed hinduism (hence the swastika tattoos). They were terrified of Brock and used to carry out jobs that he forcefully assigned them. Jack and his sect were just small pawns in Brock's drug empire.
Walt realized Brock's viciousness and tried to poison his lollipop using broccoli and kale juice. But brock survived because he was always 2 steps ahead of Walt. Brock made sure that bitch wife fucked Ted, so that she gets infected with Syphilis. Walter then fucked his bitch wife and the infection passed on to him. And then, as we all know, Walter died from Syphilis. Brock ensured that Walt dies at the end of the series, so that he can singlehandedly control the entire drug network in North America and Europe. Even Pince Chilligun is terrified of Brock and wrote the show as per his liking! Bravo Brock!
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2022.01.23 00:52 backpackwayne Please help me another softball question
A ball is pitched, batter swings, the ball hits batter's hand and immediately goes into the catcher's hand. He then throws to first ahead of the runner attempting to return to first after leading off.
A. Foul ball - both batter and runner is out
B. Dead ball - strike on the batter
C. Foul tip - strike on batter & runner is out
D. Foul ball - runner is out
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