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2021.12.03 16:26 var18 My most successful joke yet.

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2021.12.03 16:26 Blueraspberry2963 Feels like this day doesn’t exist

I don’t know how to describe it. But today has felt off. Or odd. I don’t know. It just feels like this day never existed, and that time never existed during this day. Everything seems so weird and I can’t understand why. I feel confused, anxious, depressed… my palms are sweating, and my memory is not great. I know that I met my dad earlier today. But it’s like a distant memory. It feels like I last saw him many weeks ago. This week has been really stressful, but I don’t know if that’s why I feel this way. I’m scared.
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2021.12.03 16:26 hothspeederpilot33 Finding a job on the lakes

Just out of curiosity how does one get a job aboard a Great Lakes ship? Do you need schooling? Is a TWIC and MMC required before applying? Thank you
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2021.12.03 16:26 vedafoxdfg Where to watch ‘Spider Man No Way Home’ (2021) free streaming online At home

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2021.12.03 16:26 pdann Man of God ( ceva cu viata si minunile lui Nektarios din Grecia )

Este un film, lansat anul trecut si nu il gasesc sub nici o forma in limba romana ( dulat sau subtitrat ) . Este pentru soacra-mea care nu se simte prea bine, si vrea sa-l vada. Daca puteti va rog sa ma ajutati. Ms fain
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2021.12.03 16:26 Cardburner Sweet rookie redemption pull out of a Donruss Mega Box

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2021.12.03 16:26 Exact-Waltz ITAP of the Milky Way over our Yurt

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2021.12.03 16:26 Mikev4410 I will also be recommending food stamps and government assistance in the same sentence.

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2021.12.03 16:26 grossko19 Am I [28F] reading too much into my boyfriend’s [37M] behavior?

TL;dr: My boyfriend’s interactions on Twitter with another woman is giving me a very bad feeling. Am I reading too much into it?
We’ve been together (LDR - 3h) for three months and yeah on our second date he already wanted me to be his girlfriend and that’s where we are now. We’ve posted about each other on Twitter and Instagram, there are pictures of us and I’ve already met his whole family, relatives and friends. As I’ve done the most visiting and travelling so far, he has only met my father and brother.
So, he’s very extroverted (albeit confessed being profoundly insecure) and his Instagram is flooded with comments from different women (like 8 or 10 per picture) and they’re all somewhat flirty with heart emojis and compliments on all parts, however none of this has happened during the time we’ve been together so I consider an “out of sight, out of mind” thing and try not to think about it. Also, he’s a musician and quite famous for sliding into women’s DMs.
And that’s how we met, on Twitter. He retweeted something I had posted long ago (Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson promoting Vapor Trails on a Brazilian TV ad) and given the specificity of the RT and how good looking he is, I followed him back and we started exchanging replies and finding tons of things in common. Eventually he slid into my DMs to tell me about a dream he had in which we met and eventually kissed and how it felt like everything he had always dreamed of. I was ecstatic about it and suggested grabbing a beer but it died out and we started talking less. During June/July we barely spoke and I even thought he was with another woman given some of his Instagram stories but in August he again slid into my DMs with another dream and this time we finally went on a date and from that moment on we’ve been together.
Now the issue: mid September I saw him following a certain woman [25F] on Twitter and often engaging with her, sharing playlists and exchanging long replies about guitar pedals and guitars. It could’ve been just someone nice with similar interests but it gave me a bad feeling because:
a) he often scrolled back her profile to like old selfies and tweets
b) each one of her selfies got his like while mine were forgotten, many of my tweets were also ignored while she got replies and RTs and actually he confessed engaging with me less out of fear of suffocating me (?)
c) she purposely hides her boyfriend and her relationship status from twitter, cropping him from pictures she posts (I found out about that through a friend who knows her) and never mentioning him
d) on our first break the first thing he did was run to her profile, start replying to tweets and liking every photo he missed on (because I had earlier pointed out it was making me uncomfortable and despite getting defensive he stopped) and then mentioned that talking about riffs and blastbeats is how he flirts but now that we’re back he stopped again
e) he didn’t behave like this with every person he followed on Twitter, I’m a veteran there and have made long term friends and know what it is to talk to everyone but that wasn’t the case
f) he’s the one engaging the most, even on trivial stuff about weed or coffee
g) once she appeared on my Instagram’s “who to follow” and I saw her stories (for me it isn’t a big deal because I usually watch random people’s stories and never check who sees mine) and she right away posted on her Twitter in a clearly mocking way: “your girlfriend saw my stories but didn’t follow me, I wonder if she hates me haha”
As for DMs I have no clue if there’s something going on and if there is I really wouldn’t like to know.
I’m somewhat good looking and know that at the end of the day I’m the one who gets to be with him on weekends but it’s still off putting. She seems to have way more things in common with him than I do, actually not being a super nerdy metalhead guitar player who knows everything about Death Metal and riffs (even though I do love metal and am very knowledgeable about music in general since it’s a huge part of my life) does make me a bit insecure. And well… that’s how we started our thing.
I confess I was keeping tabs on them and maybe connecting the dots made me a bit crazy. Am I? Is it something worrying about?
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2021.12.03 16:26 DaleEarnhardt1951 My local bowling alley. I think it’s just because of that paint- but I still found it extremely nostalgic.

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2021.12.03 16:26 AppropriateGenie Pelvic floor massage?

Has anyone done pelvic floor massage/PT for tailbone/low back pain? I’ve done some research and my physical therapist suggested maybe trying it, but I’ve heard it’s really painful so I’m nervous about trying it
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2021.12.03 16:26 AutoNewspaperAdmin [National] - Questions remain in Jelani Day's death. Lawyer Ben Crump calls on FBI to intervene | NPR

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2021.12.03 16:26 chucknbutts Suciooo boys stand up!

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2021.12.03 16:26 vggonz My Lion King 😼🦁

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2021.12.03 16:26 th0rkellthesh0rt Jijijija

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2021.12.03 16:26 ClownPilled2020 Interesting news

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2021.12.03 16:26 Dorky-pan Anyone else’s love life ruined by Cassian being the level of your expectations?

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2021.12.03 16:26 StillTension-19 Nyess

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2021.12.03 16:26 Lucky-Intention-2771 Special Day Changes

I'm wondering if the encounter rate changes based on certain holidays or world tragedies that were implemented in the originals are in this game as well?
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2021.12.03 16:26 vinayak_117 Kill Confirmed

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2021.12.03 16:26 Desperate_Tadpole_63 WL at ASU

not too mad really only applied because of the CAS waiver. Applied mid november, pm for stats
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2021.12.03 16:26 octaviusromulus What flag is this? Flying on top of the Castle de Sao Jorge in Lisbon, Portugal

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2021.12.03 16:26 AdmiralSleepers Lets talk about the update

When i played the new update and saw the "Brand new cool exciting Behemoth!" I got excited, honestly after running blaze esc for the 70th time i was practically starved for content. So me and my friends hopped on and let me tell you what the first two hours of gaming session sounded like
(Hop on and read chain blade rework) My friend Sushi: oh nice! I didn't know that was today! (10 mins later during our esc) Sushi: they've ruined chainblades dude, oh my god (My friend Soiler 10 mins afterwards) Soiler: lets go fight the new guy (After demolishing and watching the moveset of sahvyt) Soiler: he looks cool but def feels like a solo behemoth
It was also at this point i noticed that sahvyt's animations looked familiar, if you watch his punch and death animation they look like a torgardoro anim thats a second faster
I love dauntless and all but this new update feels a little lacking especially for cb users
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2021.12.03 16:26 happy__taste Taco with Black Beans Recipe

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2021.12.03 16:26 futureselfbeats OUTLIER by me / @futureselfbeats

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