I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

2021.12.09 07:06 808gecko808 I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
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2021.12.09 07:06 Detective6903 i got the 1969 glitch in the wayback machine!

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2021.12.09 07:06 autopunch Nuns Against Nuclear Weapons: Plowshares Protesters have Fought for Disarmament for Over 40 years, Going to Prison for Peace

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2021.12.09 07:06 WhiteBoyNightmare ☔️

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2021.12.09 07:06 _greenteaicecream 7th Time Loop: The Villainess Enjoys a Carefree Life Married to Her Worst Enemy manga series now licensed by Seven Seas

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2021.12.09 07:06 Jochemb47 Thursday morning lightning rounds if your rewards were disappointing

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2021.12.09 07:06 autopunch Let’s be Honest About Cattle, Wild Horses, and Climate Solutions

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2021.12.09 07:06 9schoolboy DH Finds - a general mix

Zimmermann Dress – Zimmy does it again. Zimmermann Dress – Gorgeous. Jimmy Choo Sandals – I'd prefer to buy from Fisherman, but these don't look too bad. Celine Sunglasses – Bought these and wear them religiously. Crap case, but sunglasses are quality. Lululemon Align Pants – I don't even work out or wear activewear and I still want these. Lululemon Jacket – Good for school runs, dog walking or ACTUAL exercise (ahem cough me)... Lululemon Shorts – Nice for warmer days. Dior Saddle Bag – This bag has blown up on TikTok and for the price, I can see why. Goyard Pouch – I have this in red and it's beautiful. Personally, I don't think it's 1:1 but equally, I really don't think anyone would know and I am fussy. I use mine to hold sanitary items, painkillers etc. Chanel Cardholder – Ok, this is budget but boujee. Bought it on a whim last year and I use it every day. No one bats an eyelid. My friend has the auth version and she says she wishes she had mine for the sake of $ and quality. Burberry Cashmere Scarf – I owned several of the auth and honestly, I see no difference between the auth and this.
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2021.12.09 07:06 NEWSONVSU 5.1 Million + 20 🇬🇧🇬🇧

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2021.12.09 07:06 billushakarpuria 🔥FREE 100 NFT GIVEAWAY - JUST UPVOTE & DROP ADDRESS! 🔥 FOLLOW INSTAGRAM - LINK IN COMMENT

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2021.12.09 07:06 Alhena1234 V1 Finished

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2021.12.09 07:06 randikabetahu Anyone wants to make my rich and traditional Gujarati mother his cheap whore? Pm me for her no limt and extreme chat

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2021.12.09 07:06 autopunch Why Poorer Nations Aren’t Falling for Green-Washed Imperialism

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2021.12.09 07:06 WhippersnapperUT99 Should the U.S. Defend Taiwan?

Should the U.S. Defend Taiwan?
National Review has published two worthwhile op-eds:
The United States should NOT Defend Taiwan
The United States should Defend Taiwan
After reading both, I'm not sure which side I'm on. I'd like to save Taiwan and preserve American interests while stymieing China, but at the same time it would be horrific if U.S.-Chinese military engagements got out of control and it escalated into a nuclear confrontation.
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2021.12.09 07:06 Caratteraccio Etna volcano

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2021.12.09 07:06 Possible_Abrocoma_22 Passengers condemn UK’s ‘travel apartheid’ rules targeting Africa

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2021.12.09 07:06 NejiNerd Hmmmmm...

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2021.12.09 07:06 rafal2050 Monster Rancher 1&2 DX - launch trailer

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2021.12.09 07:06 jobsinanywhere "Commentators on ESPN told me I was nuts"

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2021.12.09 07:06 autopunch The State, Friend and Foe

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2021.12.09 07:06 EvictionNot1ce Is there a version of the worst generation on the marine side?

The ones i can think of are koby and his friend and smoker and his swordsman. Are there any other marines that moving up in rank to potentially rival the worst generation?
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2021.12.09 07:06 smthgdbrn Absolutely fuming

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2021.12.09 07:06 Possible_Abrocoma_22 Ex-Trump chief of staff sues panel investigating US Capitol riot

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2021.12.09 07:06 Bighead_Brian American Truck Simulator 1.43 Update Release

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2021.12.09 07:06 autopunch My Conversation With a Coup Plotter

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