2021.11.30 14:43 2_euros When trying to fill your résumé
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2021.11.30 14:43 psymaster330 Crawfish Boil
My death wasn’t anything special. A rainy road, a text at just the wrong time, tires that were always going to be replaced “When I got around to it.” My body was mangled as the car rolled end over end down the hill; but that was mostly just morbid detail for those who went looking for that sort of thing - I didn't feel a thing. I think I lucked out with that - my life as I knew it ended the second my skull impacted the steering wheel, sending shards of bone through the front of my brain. The broken bones, severed arteries, wrenched limbs and my bitten off tongue came in with the detached formality of reading text across a screen. I suppose that makes sense - a ghost doesn't really have a pain center, nor any need for one. Or so I thought. That's when I realized what I must be - a ghost, a human soul ripped free from its corporeal form. I stood a few feet apart from the gruesome fusion of steel and bone that I had become, listening to the sound of rain on dirt, eventually greeted by sirens and the din of emergency responders. “So much for atheism”, I said to no one but myself as the firefighters grabbed the jaws of life - another of fate's little jokes. The man operating it couldn’t have been younger than 60, but he didn't seem to feel the years, even as much as they clung to him. Grey hair and loose skin belied an iron core beneath, and his hands did not shake as they began stuffing me into a body bag. As I was hauled off to who knows where, I began to wonder what would come next. Wasn’t there supposed to be something next? A divine messenger come to escort me to my final resting place? But the closest to St.Peter I had was the man who had pried me free from my old beater, and so next to him I sat. He seemed lost in thought, a cigarette held between his lips, ash growing perilously as it burned down. It was then, as I sat there next to my unwitting friend, that I realized the rain had stopped. Looking around, I saw that it hadn’t just stopped falling, but had actually frozen, mid-fall. Peter's cigarette ash had joined the rain in its gravity defying act, still holding its slender, tubelike shape as it tumbled. I felt a rumbling come from above, and for the first time since the start of this ordeal, I had begun to feel truly afraid. It was as if the veil of shock I had been operating under was pulled off me in an instant - death had come, and it was my time to go. I looked up at the clouds above me and saw them begin to peel away, revealing not the starry night sky, but something else. Pain entered my story again then, feeling jilted from not getting its pound of flesh from me during the crash. A light began to drip down on me from the widening tear in the sky. A light that didn't seem to provide much, if any illumination, but its radiance burned through my not-skin all the same. It was so bright, I’m sure my eyes would have begun to pop and sizzle in the heat if there was any physical matter left to do so. I tried to hide underneath some of the surrounding trees, to shield my eyes, to lessen the pain in any way, but it was useless. The sky continued to open like a tin can, the fabric of the world inexorably twisting, bending, and ripping under the strain. I collapsed to the ground in front of the man I had called Peter in my mind just a few moments ago, barely able to move under the pressure of that cruel, colorless light. The sky was completely gone now, pulled clean away to show what lie beyond. I could write for a thousand, thousand, thousand pages, and not come close to properly describing what I beheld beyond that wall of radiant pain. Worlds glistened above, surfaces wet and sticky, each showing something different. Some were views so stunning and spectacular they could strike a poet silent, some so disgusting, so horrifying, that I retch to even briefly recall them. Most terrible of all, was that through the throbbing mass of universes, something moved, brushing aside these alien fruit that held entire civilizations beneath their skin like wayward leaves, rushing forward like a stormwall from hell. The presence moved past the edge of the window, and as it did, coalesced into something I could attempt to describe, as if the world were pushing back against this intrusion, forcing it to obey its rules so long as it intruded on what was right and natural. A hand made of crystal, with every inch covered in writhing, weeping eyes, preceded a body made of fear, wings made of sorrow, and a face of the most divine beauty I have ever witnessed. If I was not dead already, the sight of this being would have driven me to madness, but the relief of insanity was barred to me. So I lay suffering as it approached, my very soul aching under its presence. It was as large as the world, though as it descended toward me, it didn't brush a single leaf, or cause a single ripple in any of the glittering raindrops that hung in the air, reflecting its pale and terrible essence into a rainbow of things that were never meant to be. As it drew closer, ever closer, I realized that I was weeping, sobbing prayers of forgiveness in a language I had never heard before from the mouth that had formed on my neck, praying with all arms clasped before me. Had I always been like this? It was all I could remember. But, just as what I had called its hand reached me, it twitched - striking like a snake not at me, but directly to my right. His screams began instantly, first of confusion, then horror, then pain and rapture together as Peter was lifted up through the timeless sky, higher and higher, smaller and smaller. I could smell his blood boiling at the things touch, bursting through skin in geysers of crimson mist. In an instant, the thing had stretched him between two points by his hands and feet, lifting towards its maw, filled to bursting with long, black needle-like teeth, dripping a thick, chunky liquid that flowed upwards, back toward the gate though which it had entered. In a span of a panicked heartbeat, Peter was rent in two, his waist splitting open along his side. The needles reached in like so many snakes snapping shut around their prey, filling him in an instant. Soon, his screams were joined by the sound of ripping meat and breaking dreams, of stomach bursting with vaporized bile and the sound of a human soul being broken down into its constituent parts. “This is a good one,” I wept to the sky with words that were not mine, “the rest of the pot should be done soon! Sorry for taking one early, I just couldn’t help myself.” The discarded husk of what was once a man fell to the ground next to me, spraying what was once me with gore and blackened pus. Then, with the gentle sound of glass on metal, the world went mercifully, blessedly, black. I woke screaming, or as near to a scream as my broken shell could produce. 11 hours in emergency brain surgery had saved my life, and with luck I would even be able to walk on my own two feet, but that was years of physical therapy and recovery away. It took 2 months before my jaw had healed enough to speak, and another 4 before my mind had healed enough to provide the words. I asked what had happened, and was told I was in a horrible crash, barely clinging to life, and was air lifted to a nearby hospital after being pried free with the jaws of life. I asked what had happened to Peter, to the old man who had sat beside me, who had pried me free. But, there was no man with that name or that description on the emergency response team, or on any that were operating nearby. There was no trace of the soul that had been taken in lieu of my own, of the man who did not let the years bend him, of the person whose screams I still heard when the sky was clear and I began to look too hard at the space between the stars. I’m a pastor nowadays. I tell people that in that accident, I met God, and that in that indescribable moment I saw the truth of the world, and I know I'm not lying. A man who was once me would have claimed I was, so long ago. But I spare people the rest. I let them sleep at night, and dream of the small things that matter to them and very few else. They cannot know the truth, just as I cannot tell it to them in a way they will understand. I will not inflict upon them the knowledge that all of us, each and every one, is just a strange insect in an even stranger pot, waiting until the time is juuust right to be plucked from our pot and eaten, ripped apart with jaws that will never let you go, filling you with pain even after there isn't even a you left to fill. So for now, sleep. While you can, sleep. For there will be no rest after the pot is done.
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2021.11.30 14:43 Healthy_Flatworm3758 I have a problem. I often perv on 13-17 year old girls. What should I do?
2021.11.30 14:43 Mysecondaccount_2 Haley Ferguson shows off 13 ear piercings
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2021.11.30 14:43 thothgow Champions 2021 Aggregate Community Rankings - Top 25 players and Champions teams
Hello, I decided to make an aggregate community rankings based on the rankings of various community figures, such as casters, journalists, people I know watch a lot of games, etc.
I'm running short on time so I'll skip making a long winded intro, here are the results. I was hoping to make them fancier and include a couple more people but I overslept lol
Everyone's team rankings
Everyone's player rankings
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2021.11.30 14:43 TheM0zart How do you manage many small self written libraries?
TLDR: Whats bad about putting many different small libraries in a single repository for personal projects? Whats a different practical way to do it?
I have developed many small libraries for various things which I want to use in different kinds of projects. I guess the normal way would be to create a repository for each of these small libraries since they don't have anything in common. Having multiple submodules in each projects seem to me daunting and not worth the hustle. Since I do not plan to make them public and these are only my personal project I am thinking of putting them in a single repository which will become kind of a "master library of everything".
What would be the downsides of my idea? How do you manage your libraries? Do you actually put each one in a separate repository?
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2021.11.30 14:43 _anyusername New user, having a terrible experience. Help?
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